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September 28, 2013

Ojai Family vacation - summer is winding down




Before I go any further - let's discuss how I have turned into "those people." This picture totally took my breath away at that realization. "Those people" are the people with a lot of kids (by LA standards), you might think twice about inviting them over due to the invasion/noise/mess that ensues, those kids might have dirty faces now and then or refuse to wear shoes or better yet their own mother may forget their shoes - often, they might have mismatching clothes or in fact no clothes at all, their children whine or throw fits in public despite the best of the best patient & loving parenting, they have too many bikes on the back of their car, and speaking of cars - it might have a mystery smell. 
We are those people. And I'm kinda cool with that cuz the rest of the time those punks are awesome.

Now on to the nature of this post:

We took the kids up to Ventura Ranch a few weeks ago to "glamp" What is that?
Glamp: verb To camp in style, comfort, and/or luxury while still experiencing the great outdoors; to go glamping. Uses: Tim: Hey, do you want to go camping this weekend ? Alan: Nah, that's beat. I'd much rather glamp and be comfortable.
I am not a big fan of the camping myself. Maybe I would be if I didn't have small children clamoring for bottles and snacks and the fact that camping means dirty feet (I HATE dirty feet) and dirt in general. Or maybe it's the fact that I wasn't raised by a family that loves camping. Ya - let's blame my parents for something else! :) Maybe if that had all been different....I would really like it! Riiiiiight.

Anyway - so we headed up to Santa Paula to have a mini vacay. We didn't hit Utah or Arizona this summer and the natives were threatening mutiny if we didn't do something cool.
The cabin was mini perfection. The one huge downfall to staying in a hotel is that we need a kitchen and two bedrooms. Big time. We had a full kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, living room, and sleeping loft. I have now found the ideal way to travel! It was awesome and the setting beautiful.


Babyproofing?? No problem! Mr. LeBaron brought a pack of these babies and went around fixing up the place so I could enjoy myself. That's true love.

Baby loved loved her some quality daddy time.
John tried to sneak in a nap. Riiiiiiight







The glamp site has a little stream running through it. My river rats had a ball.


One of the days we loaded up the bikes and went into Ojai for a leisurely stroll. Riiiiiiiight.
The only thing leisurely about it was..............wait it wasn't really.
C's right bike pedal kept falling off causing - drama.
L kept going waaaay far ahead causing John and I city folk concern.
William kept standing up and ripping that flag off and shoving it into my spokes. AMAZING!!

But actually - since I am used to that kind of drama all the time - I still found the little moments in between very leisurely and peaceful and perfect.


Post bike ride pose


Letting off steam post bike ride. I always love these kinds of shots.




C and I had a fan-flipping-fastic trail ride adventure. Miss C - I love that you love horses. I love that you love gymnastics and crafting. I love that we are so similar that way. I love you.





We were excited to try ziplining. It was a perfect gradient to someone to wants to skydive but is very afraid of heights. My kids? Fearless.


I on the other hand might or might not have screamed like a little girl and shut my eyes for the first part. I might or might not have tried to back out at the last moment.
I might or might not have been sucked off the edge against my will by an eager Charlotte who was strapped to me.


I am super glad you wouldn't let me back down C. That was totally worth it.



Here's celebrating the first time we have slept in the same bed on vacation in 3 whole years. William sparked a downward statistic of horrible sleep while away from home. He is now almost totally over that nightmare. We rejoice!




June 1, 2013

You're the bomb!!! (and fun date night ideas)



"You're the bomb!"

This is how John says goodbye to most people. This is completely symbolic of his personality. He is the most nonjudgemental, funny, carefree, weird, laid back, hard-working, gross, amazing, insightful man I know. 

Damn........I just love ya honey!

Recently we've started dating a little more regularly (thank the lord). And since "dinner and a movie" does not foster nor nurture the strong relationship & bond I want....a little research 'twas in order.

I found a great list on this blog and wanted to record it for all time - with a few of my notes. Not all these ideas are my thing but who knows!

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”  -Dr. Seuss





 1. Make chocolate covered strawberries
2. Paris night: get a baguette, French wine, and cheese! (Not exactly Paleo friendly - but a good idea)
3. Read your favorite books to one another
4. Bake cookies together
5. Watch the sunrise, then make breakfast together
6. Attend a local soccer game (or football, basketball, or martial arts showcase. We were just talking about all the local games we could take the kids too - free & awesome entertainment!)
7. Watch an entire season of your fav TV show (not so much)
8. Go for a long drive
9. Planetarium
10. Art gallery
11. Play board games 
12. Movie
13. Visit garage sales
14. Volunteer for a homeless shelter
15. Go dancing (swing dancing!)
16. Go to the driving range (oh hells yes!)
17. Build a snowman 
18. Ride go-carts
19. Rent a movie
20. Have a carpet picnic
21. Go to an arcade
22. Play Frisbee
23. Go kayaking
24. Go ice skating
25. Visit the pumpkin farm
26. Go to a forest preserve
27. Go to ballet performance (LOL riiiiight)
28. Visit a place listed in an entertainment book
29. Bike riding
30. Study social media marketing
31. Bowling
32. Haunted house 
33. Out for coffee
34. Visit a flea market
35. Play bingo
36. Go to an opera
37. Swing by a bookstore (just like our first date <3 font="">
38. Visit another city (yes please)
39. Go hear jazz or reggae
40. See an NBA game                                                                                                                          41. Play in the batting cages (so I can be 4/50 again? hmmmm)                                                                                                                  42. Vegas anyone, lol?
43. Piano bar
44. Visit a nursing home and hand out flowers to everyone
45. Have lunch at a trendy new restaurant
46. Grab a fish fry
47. Grab a pint at an Irish pub
48. Chinese food and DVDs – the perfect mix
49. Attend a poetry reading 
50. Attend an author reading from their latest fiction work
51. Go antiquing
52. Go out for drinks
53. Visit a winery
54. Attend a painting class
55. Visit an animal shelter – you may come home with a new pet (dangerous)
56. Go for a carriage ride
57. Visit the tourist spots in your hometown
58. Take a trip to the hobby store – pick out a project to work on for the afternoon
59. Take a walk – around a lake, in the moonlight, by the river, on the beach
60. Go to a festival
62. Create a scrapbook
61. Go to a shrimp boil
63. Attend a matinee
64. Visit the zoo
65. Go see a local band
66. Have lunch at a church festival
67. Go camping
68. Go hiking
69. Go rock climbing
70. Play croquet
71. Attend a farmer’s market
72. Have dinner at a new place
73. Try out a new cuisine
75. Take part in a community theater performance
74. Go strawberry picking or visit an apple orchard
76. Attend a live, outdoor music night in your town
77. Go see fireworks

Some of my ideas:

78. Take a weekend course at Front Site
79. Play tennis or racketball at our local park or YMCA
80. Listen to a good lecture & talk about it afterwards
81. Rollerblading or bike riding on the beach
82. Shady hike near water
83. Martial Arts or weapons class
84. Comedy show
85. Small venue to see whatever local bands are playing





May 31, 2013

Top 10 Pics of May

In absolutely no logical order at all.....

This pic of L and his buddy on the trampoline. Love it.

Mr. Dirty face and his digger. We have been reading "Goodnight Construction Site" for weeks. It's his favorite book. We know it almost by heart. 


Madam S loves baby dolls. A lot. It might possibly be the cutest thing ON EARTH.

My mini freak show. How I love thee.

No words.......xoxo

The dress. The hair. The foot. Mi amore.
(are those slobber stains on your sheet?! What kind of mother do you have?!?!?)

Oh buddy. LOL. Haircuts are not that bad!

Found on old car.........totally snagged a picture with it. My white legs match my dress & the white interior. Oh lordy.

Please tell your mother you are too big for walkers! If you can climb out - they are no longer safe.

Love this shot. A lot. It appears many times here. I'm okay with that.

My lovers........
(Willsie your bottle has a pink lid. Who is your mother anyway?!)


My sweet girl loves her horseback riding lessons. A lot. She won't stop talking about and drawing horses. My walls are covered in horse art. I am so proud of you C.

This might actually be my favorite picture on earth.

Another favorite. 10 years together and going stronger than ever. Mr. LeBaron you are the shiz.

Sweet baby girl and daddy L. awww

Happy Mother's Day to me!!!!!

The faces......best ever.

My bestie. Truly such an incredible bestie. xoxo

What? That was more than 10?? Sorry? ;)


April 13, 2013

11 Step Program for those thinking of Having Kids:

Dear Children,

I saw this on Facebook this week, a friend of mine with 5 kids found it. When the cramps in my face & tears of laughter subsided enough to type - I knew it was time to record this for all time. Yes these are ALL things parents 110% go through. Take note. Your dad and I love you A LOT. If I had to choose a few favorites (so tough) I would say they are #2, 8 & 10. Know them well.

xo, 
Momma

Lesson 1

1. Go to the grocery store.

2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.

3. Go home.

4. Pick up the paper.

5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2

Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...

1. Methods of discipline.

2. Lack of patience.

3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.

4. Allowing their children to run wild.

5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.

Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.

Lesson 3

A really good way to discover how the nights might feel...

1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)

2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.

3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.

4. Set the alarm for 3AM.

5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.

6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.

7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.

8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.

9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)

Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.

Lesson 4

Can you stand the mess children make? T o find out...

1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.

2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.

3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.

4. Then rub them on the clean walls.

5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.

6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?

Lesson 5

Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.

1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.

2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.

Time allowed for this - all morning.

Lesson 6

Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.

1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.

Leave it there.

2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.

3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.

4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Lesson 7

Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Lesson 8

1. Hollow out a melon.

2. Make a small hole in the side.

3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.

4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.

5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.

6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.

You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.

Lesson 9

Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies, and Pokemon. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years.

Lesson 10

Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Lesson 11

Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.