Breeder

(taken from an email I sent a relative August 2010)

Funny story: John comes into the bedroom as I am putting away yet another laundry basket full of kid's clothes and starts: 

J: "So after this baby (William) we are having ONE MORE and that's it."

A: "I think that's a good plan" 

J: "But you know, if something happened and we had 5 it wouldn't be that big of a deal, you know we would love it" 

A: "So the whole point of this conversation was....what?" 

He laughed and walked out. 

For a guy who swore he wouldn't have any kids he's turning into quite the breeder.